The Doctor

Doc! May I credit you in the caption if I make kitty having a smoke my FB profile photo?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:29:42 -0500

(via gamesockson)

Certainly.

For Chuffed.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:17:35 -0500

For Chuffed.

hman: thedoctr: hman: thedoctr: Hman, we must bowl sometime soon. Up here in the other...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:11:06 -0500

hman:

thedoctr:

hman:

thedoctr:

Hman, we must bowl sometime soon.

Up here in the other Brunswick, the sports bar and the Starbucks are across route 1 from each other but I’ll buy you a drink.

It’s that very same one! I meant I would come to you. It’s that strip with Michael’s and that furniture store. We’re getting closer, I can feel it!

I do my laundry in that strip! It’s down toward the end by the former sprint store.

I’ll buy you hagen daaz if you ask nicely,

hman: thedoctr: Hman, we must bowl sometime soon. Absolutely. My trips to South Brunswick these...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:04:10 -0500

hman:

thedoctr:

Hman, we must bowl sometime soon.

Absolutely.

My trips to South Brunswick these days are taken up by helping my sister pack up her house/going to the police to get restraining orders against my brother-in-law (a story for another time), but yeah!

I’d even be up for going to that Starbucks across Route 1. Also, in that same strip is a liquor store/sports bar…take your pick.

Up here in the other Brunswick, the sports bar and the Starbucks are across route 1 from each other but I’ll buy you a drink.

chuffedlittlemuffin: I was informed earlier this evening that Taylor Swift hating on girls who wear...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:58:18 -0500

chuffedlittlemuffin:

I was informed earlier this evening that Taylor Swift hating on girls who wear short skirt and high heels when clearly she wears the same things is fine because she’s a country music artist, and those kind of things don’t matter in country.

When Shania Twain can encompass the southern ideal, your arguments are invalid.

Also?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:53:00 -0500

Hman, we must bowl sometime soon.

hman: (via iwontallowit) Heya Meg, Doc. Oh, hman, you know me...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:50:22 -0500

hman:

(via iwontallowit)

Heya Meg, Doc.

Oh, hman, you know me too well.

Meg, I only push my ish to the willing.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:46:07 -0500

Way to pretend. Nice try.

Bitch needs a smoke.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:41:03 -0500

Bitch needs a smoke.

Kitty will cut you. Don’t test it.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:51:29 -0500

Kitty will cut you. Don’t test it.

bringtheruckuss: nedhepburn: Sonic Youth “Kool Thing” I need...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:45:41 -0500

bringtheruckuss:

nedhepburn:

Sonic Youth “Kool Thing”

I need to teach my organist to play this.

hikergirl: thedoctr: Your Doctor has creds. I can do...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:44:06 -0500

hikergirl:

thedoctr:

Your Doctor has creds. I can do weddings.

Tell me how to sell it? Anyone?

No?

Sigh.

Doctor of Divinity! You’re a doctor of transcendental power. You have POWERS!

I’m jealous. A PhD just gives you an ulcer and makes you depressed.

Trust me, a doctor of divinity can be bought.

A PhD has promise.

I can also notarize the shit out of your documents.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:42:37 -0500

wooliebear:

thedoctr:

I have many talents.

Write me a prescription?

My talents are limited. Hows about I send you a bottle of of vodka and some chocolate covered Ritz?

I’d drive to Ohio for vow renewals if it were something you wanted.

Yours,

Rev. Dr. Thedoctr

I can also notarize the shit out of your documents.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:35:08 -0500

I have many talents.

Your Doctor has creds. I can do weddings. Tell me how to sell...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:32:52 -0500

Your Doctor has creds. I can do weddings.

Tell me how to sell it? Anyone?

No?

Sigh.

Its scary enough trying to sell myself to an employer.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:22:34 -0500

Selling myself to online people is even scarier.

I have ideas of how I can bring in some income as I look for employment. I’ve registered internet domains, I just need to figure out how to sell myself.

It’s not going well.

I suggest that Tumblr have a "Your eyes are too old, do you really want to post this before someone else reads and edits it" feature.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:54:22 -0500

I edited my last post in pieces and left "Arab" where it should read "Muslim."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:48:00 -0500

I’ve now edited it to correct.

I'm not an advocate of marriage of any kind, but:

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:38:00 -0500

I will never understand why a matter of civil rights for a group of people should be left to a vote of the populous. I understand the idea of the election of congresspeople and the president being a matter of popular vote as they are representatives of their constituents, but constituents are constituents of all kinds.

In a lot of states, had people not gone against the popular ideal, we’d still have women unable to vote, people of color without any attempt at rights equal to their white counterparts, and overtly hostile attitudes toward immigrants.

I’ll admit the last two are still happening. There is a fear of those who are different from ourselves, but we are all (with a small exception) not from here. We’re all different.

We are all different. We, except for the Native Americans, are all from somewhere else. We all have different beliefs and ideas, we come from backgrounds that oppose each other but our ancestors came here to find something they couldn’t find where they were.

To shut out anyone is preposterous. Our nation is not Christian, Arab, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, or anything else.

Our flag pledge may say “under god,” but “god” is subject to the mental construct of the person hearing the word.

Your god is not mine. Your god is not the god of the person next to you in church, mosque, temple, street corner, or anywhere.

Judge me as you wish, it’s your right, but our government does not have that right. Nor do they have the right to deny you or I any right they give any other citizen of this country.

Not a sermon, just a thought.

Mind you, my rants tend to be the same shit you've heard everywhere.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:22:26 -0500

Don’t build me up Faith, they’ll be disappointed.