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Also, I did this UN tour thing yesterday.  It was kinda neat...
Nov 23rd

Not only do I have a small birthmark on...

Way to look out for me, forehead.  Thanks for that.
Nov 23rd

Meanwhile, my ass sits in a sunken sofa...

Whatever, chuffed. I can smoke!
Nov 22nd
It may be hard to see, but this couch is glitterfied.
Nov 22nd
No, that is not a kilt. His shirt reads “flower...
Nov 22nd
That’s what Meg said.
Nov 22nd

Happy Birthday Sedated!

I would blingee, but my phone doesn’t take kindly to those sorts of things.
Nov 22nd
Ain’t no potty like a manhattan potty cuz a manhattan...
Nov 22nd
Roof deck at Terminal 5. Blingeed couches and SMOKING!
Nov 22nd
Smells like teen spirit.
Nov 22nd

Home state, represent.

wooliebear: Hello, Cumberland, Maryland!
Nov 21st
hikergirl: Nighty Shiny cat is shiny.
Nov 21st
reblogt: thedoctr: Also, I would like to introduce you...
Nov 20th
Also, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of...
Nov 20th
Bitch knows how to snooze.  I should take lessons.
Nov 20th
wooliebear: Mr Wooliehosen. Photo 1: “I see what...
Nov 20th
suchas: I was always under the impression that these two...
Nov 20th
If you’re a Republican, is it better to be in...
Nov 17th

Male body part I inexplicably find most...

minou: hurricane-k: faithandbegorrah: forearms And hands, big ones. Oh god, with veins...
Nov 17th

No seriously.

It makes poo smell like pine! It’s like christmas every time your cat takes a shit. Jesus...
Nov 17th
Minou, I fully endorse this product with no monetary...
Nov 17th
Here's my NSFW for the day/week?
Nov 16th

Game: What is your most obnoxiously...

bumblevision: I wish we could have real voting on Tumblr! Just reblog with your crazy shit. ...
Nov 16th
There are reasons I don’t stray far from here.  This...
Nov 16th

All I can say is, thank God for the...

gamesockson: (via katoleary) I’m gonna try to install that again. It didn’t seem to take last...
Nov 16th
The only thing keeping this DVD of the latest Doctor Who...
Nov 16th

I didn't do it, six.

He did.
Nov 15th
hman: Looks like our Six is getting a makeover next year,...
Nov 15th
Next Saturday I’m sleeping here, apparently.
Nov 15th

AND, btw,

chuffedlittlemuffin: hikergirl: Meg’s deletion actually made you finally show up on my crushes...
Nov 15th
rosasparks: First thing I find when I search ‘CUNT’. This...
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
mercurypdx: (Looks for Doc) OH. MY. GOD. We’re soul mates.
Nov 13th

My, my Rosa, your cock is huge!

Nov 13th
sedatedm: I was gonna ask if Hikergirl had Tony Danza’s cock in her after reading Doc’s post, but...
Nov 13th

Oh, Rosa, you gone and done it now.

rosasparks: (via zombienumbersix) I don’t think so….I think most people are distracted by the...
Nov 13th

PDX has low expectations

Nov 13th

Mo, after that Danza post you are dead...

hikergirl: thedoctr: suchas: (via thedoctr) Come ahhhhhnnnnnn! What beef do you have with the...
Nov 13th

Mo, after that Danza post you are dead...

suchas: thedoctr: suchas: (via thedoctr) Come ahhhhhnnnnnn! What beef do you have with the...
Nov 13th

Mo, after that Danza post you are dead...

suchas: (via thedoctr) Come ahhhhhnnnnnn! What beef do you have with the Tiny Danza? He’s...
Nov 13th

Mo, after that Danza post you are dead...

Nov 13th
(via zombienumbersix)
Nov 13th

EAT A PENIS FOR JESUS, TUMBLAR

(via zombienumbersix) Just for future reference, its “Eat a bag of dicks.”
Nov 13th

I think Six just had a Megasm.

It happens.
Nov 13th
*slap*
Nov 13th

I had sex one time.

Nov 13th

and tumblr

wooliebear: Stop being such a fuckknuckle.
Nov 13th
minou: This. Is. Not. Good. That door on the left...
Nov 13th

Dear out of state drivers in New Jersey,

I write this lovingly as I was once one of you. We are kindred. I would like to give you some...
Nov 12th
Letters to Ira Glass
Nov 12th
I’m glad the iTunes app store’s “essential...
Nov 12th
“The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that...”
— Catholic Church gives D.C....
Nov 12th

That said, I am not opposed to Google's...

Call me.  I’m cheap.
Nov 12th
I try to set up a website to sell my services, and this is...
Nov 12th

I thought it was flurrying today.

It turned out the flakes I saw were from some kind of botanical hell-spawn put on this earth for no...
Nov 12th

Guess who's back.

Back again. Meg is back.  Tell a friend.
Nov 12th

I'm trying to make it happen, peeps.

Nov 12th

Who do you have to fuck around here to...

wooliebear: sparklepants: kelsium: (via love-and-radiation) You have to add it last using the...
Nov 12th
Suggestion for Faith.
Nov 12th

OH MEG OH NO YOU DIDN'T

zombienumbersix: OH NO GIRL In fact, she did.
Nov 11th
This will become pot roast.
Nov 11th

I hope minisparks gets well soon.

I hereby name my pot roast in her honor, assuming she likes that kind of thing.
Nov 11th
Oh, Kitty. Always looking so pleased.
Nov 11th
They ain’t pretty, but they were tasty. My first...
Nov 11th
Oh, sweet heavenly Jesus. Way to come through, Wegmans.
Nov 10th

I ran out of book the other night

I was reading and insomnia set in. I had finished the book I was reading and desperately searched my...
Nov 10th
USPS mailbox graveyard
Nov 10th
wooliebear: RAWR! GO WITH B!  FOR GOD’S SAKE GO...
Nov 10th
wooliebear: “Who, me?” Wools, I’ve seen this face...
Nov 10th
Noone really knows…
Nov 10th
The Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company
Nov 9th

Doc! May I credit you in the caption if...

(via gamesockson) Certainly.
Nov 9th
Listen Listen
For Chuffed.
Nov 8th
hman: thedoctr: hman: thedoctr: Hman, we must bowl sometime soon. Up here in the other...
Nov 8th
hman: thedoctr: Hman, we must bowl sometime soon. Absolutely. My trips to South Brunswick...
Nov 8th
chuffedlittlemuffin: I was informed earlier this evening that Taylor Swift hating on girls who...
Nov 8th

Also?

Hman, we must bowl sometime soon.
Nov 8th
hman: (via iwontallowit) Heya Meg, Doc. Oh, hman, you...
Nov 8th

Meg, I only push my ish to the willing.

Way to pretend.  Nice try.
Nov 8th
Bitch needs a smoke.
Nov 8th
Kitty will cut you. Don’t test it.
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
bringtheruckuss: nedhepburn: Sonic Youth “Kool Thing” I need to teach my organist to play...
Nov 7th
hikergirl: thedoctr: Your Doctor has creds.  I can do...
Nov 7th

I can also notarize the shit out of your...

wooliebear: thedoctr: I have many talents. Write me a prescription? My talents are limited. ...
Nov 7th

I can also notarize the shit out of your...

I have many talents.
Nov 7th
Your Doctor has creds.  I can do weddings. Tell me how to...
Nov 7th

Its scary enough trying to sell myself...

Selling myself to online people is even scarier. I have ideas of how I can bring in some income as...
Nov 7th

I suggest that Tumblr have a "Your eyes...

Nov 4th

I edited my last post in pieces and left...

I’ve now edited it to correct.
Nov 4th

I'm not an advocate of marriage of any...

I will never understand why a matter of civil rights for a group of people should be left to a vote...
Nov 4th

Mind you, my rants tend to be the same...

Don’t build me up Faith, they’ll be disappointed.
Nov 4th

As a heads up, I'm soon likely to go on...

Nov 4th
Jazz Hands sigh.
Nov 4th
Icing on the cake. WTF Maine?
Nov 4th

News orgs call NJ for Christie.

Fuck.
Nov 4th

I always move the papers I dread grading...

minou: Like they’ll go away or magically transform themselves by the time I reach them. This shit...
Nov 4th
faithandbegorrah: thedoctr: My other car cunt is a Millennium Falcon. (I like to nickname my...
Nov 4th
faithandbegorrah: suchas: Everytime I see a puppy, I...
Nov 4th

So my last post suggested that 61% of NJ...

faithandbegorrah: thedoctr: The time-space continuum is fucking with my head. That’s what...
Nov 4th

So my last post suggested that 61% of NJ...

The time-space continuum is fucking with my head.
Nov 4th
I do not like how this is going.
Nov 4th

"ok whatever, so i didn't write that and...

subjecttomeg: That is the last line of a lol worthy email I just recieved from a very sweet person...
Nov 4th
Am I late?  Does it still count? Happy Birthday Huff. ...
Nov 4th

Regarding Jargon

minou: faithandbegorrah: stillawannablessedbe: CO-SIGN! I try to use jargon as infrequently as...
Nov 4th